10 things NEVER to do in a Club!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) FEMALES, If you know you're pretty, classy, and sophisticated DO NOT go to the club with females who are the exact opposite (ghetto, loud, unruly)!!!!! You will either end up embarrasing yourself or end up in a fight that had nothing to do with you and one in which you had no intention of starring in,playing the role of "Captain Save a Hoe."

These females are used to fighting, one more scratch or track missing will go unnoticed. Save yourself the hassle & party with ppl who are just as pretty, classy and sophisticated!! DUH

2) FELLAS, if you know on a regular day you can't properly "bag" a female, please DO NOT get in the club with ur Confidence at an all time high.
Just because its darker in the club does not mean we can't still smell your tart breathe, see your bummy attire, hear your lame rap & tell that you are BROKE. Please stay away.

3)LADIES, if you know your weave isn't together properly, please DO NOT get mad if a drunk dude begins to let you know this in the club. Stop getting hyped and loud towards a dude for pointing out the obvious because all you're doing is drawing more attention to that raggedy ass weave! "A drunk man speaks a sober mind." Just please come out looking presentable.

4)LADIES, If you came with a group of girls please be responsible enough to leave with those same group of girls u came with, this is not a 2nd grade field trip, there are no Chaperones!!!! There should be no reason why you are calling one of your friends from your group asking why you woke up in bed next to the nasty bum who kept following you in the club the night before! DO NOT be sloppy!

5)FELLAS, Just because you spent your last $8 to buy a drink for a female in the club, DO NOT think that is enough reason to follow the female around ALL NIGHT! You bought a drink not a Wedding Ring. If we knew you would do all of that we would've bought you a drink to STAY AWAY!

6)LADIES, Everybody wants to be Grown & Sexy rocking the baddest Stiletto's they can find but please DO NOT try to outdo yourselves. If the max you know you can handle are 2 inch heels please don't embarrass yourself and wear 4-6 inches!! Limping to the car & walkin around like you just had major bunyon surgery is not at all Sexy. This is not "Dress up", this is the Club, please get it together.

7) FELLAS, There is no need to fight at every party just because someone accidentally tripped into you, and its one thing to fight another dude but please DO NOT try to fight the Bouncer while getting thrown out! This goes for ladies too!, The Bouncers are not props, they will knock a B*tch out!!!!

8) LADIES, "Birds of the same feathers flock together" So if you know you cute and your bestie is cute too please DO NOT hate when she is invited to VIP & not you, she gets the sexiest dude to buy her the bar, or gets the flyest dude's phone number, Like Keri said Jealousy is the ugliest trait, Don't worry you'll get your time to shine soon boo!

9) Please Please Please, LADIES & FELLAS DO NOT show up at the club using your Benefits Card as a form of Identification!!! This should never be acceptable, that is clearly a sign your a** should be at home! Please, at least get a STATE ID. Save yourself the embarrassment. (its ok to have a Benefits card just not as a form of ID at the club)

10) LADIES & FELLAS Just because drinks are free from 12-2 in the club does not mean you have to drink the bar dry to the point where you cannot drive your drunken a*ss home!! Know your limit because no one else will, DO NOT be that one person looking homeless sleeping by your vehicle because all of your sober friends left you!!!

**NOW THAT WE KNOW WHAT NOT TO DO, LETS HAVE A BETTER EXPERIENCE WHEN YOU COME TO STILETTO'S 1ST ANNUAL "CHAMPAGNE WISHES."***

SEE YOU THERE!